Rachel Bloom: Pictures of Your Dick

Rachel Bloom: Pictures of Your Dick

A more realistic breakup song about love, loss and dicks.

Lyrics:
Baby, when you left me
For another girl
You know you broke my heart
And shattered my whole world.
We had a love I thought was true
Can’t you see, baby I’m lost without you.

’Cause all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick on the internet
All I can do is sit and cry.
Now all l I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I can do is cry.

The house is so empty
Since you’ve gone away.
But last night I found the tux
You wore on Valentine’s Day.
I hugged it tight (it smelled like you)
Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick.

Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your fancy dick on the internet.
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I do is lay around
And add a speech bubble that says, „Cheerio, I’m Tim’s tiny dick on the way to a party, pip pip!“
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I can do is-

I saw you on the street the other day
I smiled and said „Hey Tim- you look good.“
And you said, „Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet!
You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you fucking insane bitch!“

Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it’s a lost puppy.
All I can do is sit and cry.
Now all I can do is lay around
And write „Lost Dick. Answers to the name ’Tim’s Tiny Dick.’“
All I can do is cry.